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WARNING LABELS YOU ARE NOT LIKELY TO ENCOUNTER!

On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place."

On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.

On a package of Fisherman's Friend® throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.

On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.

On a cup of McDonald's coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.

On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge, for a total of $4.97.

On a refrigerator: Refrigerate after opening.

On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.


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